#( hc ) .

[dankbraincrevices]

what you acquire from marrying them:

[fanishjuli]

#aldo: what are we doing for pride? | thomas: repenting and fasting and abasing ourselves to cleanse ourselves of condemnable sin#aldo: I mean gay pride. | thomas: oh. brunch I suppose? paris is burning maybe (via @incurablenecromantic)

Thinking about when I was talking about pride month and my classmate told me he didn't approve because he thought I was talking about the deadly sin. Somehow this is Lawrence to me

[cod-dump]

A/B/O Angst idea:

Bonded mates can feel things through their bond. Stress, love, pain- So what if some can still feel things through the bond even after their mate is dead?

Ghost, after losing Soap, is still getting flashes through their severed bond. He can feel an almost overwhelming sensation of confusion, pain, and fear flash through in the middle of the night, just for a few seconds. And every time he's confused, scared, and wondering where his mate is before he remembers.

He's haunted by these phantom pains and there's no way to make them stop.

[idontlikeschool]

I hc Ao3 with low blood pressure because it's down quite often

[realeyesblur]

panty sniffer bob fr fr

he wouldn’t do it in a horrible, pervy way. not intentionally at least. he’d just be doing your laundry as a favour, the basket resting on the washing machine as he sorts your lights, darks, brighter colours and then…delicates.

he’d hold your panties up with his whole hand, not pinched between two fingers, he’s an adult and he’s touched far dirtier stuff than some worn panties. then he’d notice the little patch on the crotch that was just a hint lighter than the rest of the fabric.

he wouldn’t huff it or breath it in, he’d just give it an appreciative sniff in the same way someone would stop to smell the roses.

the problem comes when he takes a pair of particularly freshly soaked panties back to his room with him, stopping to sniff them gently when he passes by the little spot on his dresser he keeps them permanently rested on. he’d cradle them in the palm of his hand, keeping his nose from touching the wet patch out of fear of biting off more than he can chew.

Bob would like to say it was an accident when he goes further. he’d claim he’d done it on a whim if he’d been caught, deny the idea that after a frustrating day training with Bucky that he hadn’t yanked that garment from it’s sacred spot, pushed his sweatpants down his thighs and immediately slid them over his aching dick, spit on his hand and (embarrassing quickly) cum into the fabric.

and he’d die before admitting he rubbed his cum into the place where your own slick had stained, using his thumb to firmly spread the thick substance before washing them — barely — and returning them straight to the top of your clean panties in your dresser so you’d wear those ones next.

the boner he popped when he peaked the fabric under leggings the next day was borderline painful.

[whoa-axel-chill]

Random lil Dead Poets headcanons

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☆ Todd and Neil would be total girl dads. They would have 3 girls who were all as spoiled as they could be on their parents' salaries.

☆ I'm not entirely sure with the time frame here, but Todd and Neil's kids would probably be born sometime after 1970, so they would be raised on Marlo Thomas's Free To Be You And Me album (which I adore).

☆ Modern Meeks had an emo phase, I will not be taking questions at this time.

☆ I think Ginny is a lesbian, so I don't ship charginny, but I do heavily believe in them being best friends, having met through Neil ofc.

☆ I've seen so many hcs on what kind of European Todd is, and I love all of them, but I am partial to French Todd due to the fact I speak basic French.

☆ Sort of similar to that, I saw someone who said Meeks was French-Canadian, and I am inclined to agree.

☆ Contrary to what Allelon decided to just casually drop in an interview one time to crush all of us, Meeks did NOT go to Vietnam, him and Pitts got an apartment together and they have many plants and Meeks grows strawberries.

☆ Although, if Meeks DID go to Vietnam, either Pitts went too and they died together or Pitts died right after Meeks did of some sort of freak accident or heart attack or something. Like said on the Dead Poets Society Society podcast, they are one of those couples who die within hours of each other.

☆ Knox is both the token straight (questioning??) friend AND the token traumaless friend. All the boys are constantly complaining about familial issues and he's just also there.

☆ SPEAKING OF FAMILIAL ISSUESSS here's a quick rundown:

-Neil's should be...obvious. Not much to add here.

-Todd's parents just put an intense amount of pressure on him. Like, being perfect is the expectation. I think Jeffrey is actually a good older brother, he would take in Todd if he was to ever get kicked out.

-Charlie's parents are snooty (it's mentioned that his family is richer than Neil's, and Neil's looks pretty well-off as it is) and actually always wanted a girl. They don't pay much mind to Charlie and mostly focus on his younger sister, Victoria, who adores Charlie, much to their dismay.

- Cameron's parents are dead. His uncle houses him in the Summer. He's not abusive, he's actually pretty chill, but he doesn't really know how to interact with Cam so he usually just doesn't.

- Pittsie's parents both work all the time and he usually doesn't see them for months at a time. In the Summer, he stays with his grandparents + aunt and uncle and cousins on their farm. He loves it there, and he loves his family, he just wishes his parents had more time for him.

- Meeks' dad basically wants Steven to be him and also all he couldn't be, partially why he's a Jr. He is a carbon copy of his mother, which upsets his father. His father is obsessed with trying to mold him and 'fix' him, even though Meeks excels in pretty much everything he touches.

☆ Stolen from a fic by @drpeppercreamsodaa (I think), Neil and Todd have a cat named Walt Whitman.

☆ Modern Charlie definitely uses the label genderfluid. In the time the movie is set, after he leaves Welton (whether by graduation, expulsion, or dropping out) he grows his hair out a little and experiments with makeup because he thinks it's silly and fun.

☆ Most of the group is acespec. Cameron is aroace, Meeks is asexual, and Pitts and Todd are demisexual.

☆ Everyone is autistic and Neil has ADHD. Well, everyone except Knox, he is also the token neurotypical one.

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[finn-hasnoclue]

i was born a total of 11 days before cub joined youtube

cubfan135 fact #642:

Cub joined YouTube 19 years ago

[dankbraincrevices]

Twisted Wonderland headcanon:

The cast is playing house. Every boy wants to play as Yuu's spouse. It settles with everyone having to play the dog.

[juvinadelgreko]

one of my favorite pynch hcs is that mr. ronan wall-decorated-with-speeding-tickets lynch drives like a 90 year old grandma to avoid jostling adam around when he’s sleeping in the passenger seat or isn’t feeling well.

[cod-dump]

So.. Graves just adopting recruits to add to his little army of killers. Nikolai doesn’t stop him. Price has tried.

Each time is immediate refusal.

Graves: “You’re just mad I have an army.”

Price: “That’s not an army. Those are four kids that you have high powered weapons who have little to no combat training.”

Graves: “MY CHILDREN. RISE!”

the four recruits: “YEEEEEEEAAAAAH *they all trip*.

Graves: …”We’re working on the whole.. tying their boots correctly. It’s a work in process—

Recruit in the background. Holding something that looks suspiciously like a bunch of grenades.

Graves: HEY! HEY GET BACK HERE— PUT THOSE BACK OR SO HELP ME GOD— NO JUICE FOR YOU TONIGHT!

Feral orphans are his go to. He sees a child with any form of parental issues or any kid that's an outsider, a misfit, and decides he's going to adopt them. He is sure not going to fix them or make them productive members of society by any means, but he'll give them a place where they can belong. They're getting an education, benefits, three meals a day guaranteed.

Graves' superpower is building a close knit community out of those society has rejected. Absolutely not because he longed for such an community when he was younger, or that he wishes for a large family. Totally not the reason why he keeps grabbing the recruits with a bite history.

[sebastiansvertebrae]

This is one of the coolest pressure OCS ever keep up the good work

expandable

You will never see me draw anything pressure related again

Im just weird about "player" played characters

<3

[aphroditeinthestars]

"But, August, it's not a headcannon if YOU made it and YOU'RE the one writing the story-"

No, shut up.

It is. Because, no, it's not cannon, but, it definitely COULD be/pass as being.

But it's not. But I imagine it to be sometimes.

[headcanons-of-sekai]

adding on to rui hc he DEF sleeps standing up bro 💔💔

[thesilenceshh]

Cookie World Building Rant Part 4

Naming the End

I've always assume that the reason why cookies put the word 'Cookie' at the end of their name is to separate them from other species so things won't get mixed/messed up, like Pepper Pangolin Cookie and the Pepper Pangolins you see in Burning Spice's story. Because of this I always found it neat how Aurora Candy Cookie just refers to themselves as 'Aurora' when trying to contact Milky Way since they got reported on some train troubles going on at the end of Star Voyage Dining Car, as we don't see many cookies shorten their name like that if I remember/seen so far

The only thing simply to shortening names/lacking 'Cookie' in your names is things nicknames like Silly Vanilly or whatever the spoil milk man beast called Pure Vanilla, and GingerBrave with other Gingers, having no 'Cookie' in their names (probably because they're are the only Ginger[x]s around, plus they probably named themselves like we see with GingerBrave in Witch's Castles). Cookies probably really only leave out the 'Cookie' part for such matters of nicknames, being really specific and probably made up, don't need to narrows down the 'who', and probably when alone, or no need to be as formal (seen someone awhile back headcanon that saying the full name of cookies is a formal thing, and GingerBrave doesn't since he see everyone as friends, that's a neat hc), or whatever the situation of 'whys', 'wheres', and 'whos'. I assume Aurora simply did that because they're the only Aurora at this particular station, plus its Milky Way they were talking too, they're coworker for who knows how long but long enough I assume, no need for narrowing, maybe its just because its more natural to them to do so when talking to Milky Way or just in general, or something like these.

I also hc that Aurora is a hybrid cookie of sorts, like Nutmeg Tiger who's probably being half cookie and half tiger centaur thing (why am I referring BS so much in this?), just half Candy and Cookie instead, hence when shortening their name they also removed the 'Candy' part, and because that specifically we can also assume that the Candy species (btw, I picture this species as the little guys we see in Witch's Castles if you want to know a bit more of whatever the hell I'm rambling out now) probably put 'Candy' at the end of their names similar to Cookies. Weather you have a bit of Cookie/Candy/Dragon/species/who-does-this life powder in your jam its still common to refer to yourself as 'cookie'/whatever, or your form is based on a cookie and pretending to fit in, as we see with ones like the dragons who aren't Cookies but is in Cookie forms (pretending), or Fig Cookie (hybrid), and that one cookie from Towers I think (Idk, should watch the story on the other games) with very noticeable fingers for some reason when its a rare occurrences to actually see on cookies or even odder ones like that one fish guy who doesn't look like a cookie, from Ovenbreak I believe (both who I can't remember the names of nor find anywhere but I know they exist damnit)

[weakinthekneez]

xie lian would love dumpster diving